Let’s Keep Those Nipples Under Wraps!

When you want to be professional and make a good impression, nothing can hurt your chances more than wearing the wrong kind of bra or shirt and having a cool breeze bring your nipples to attention. Up until now, unless you’ve had a jacket or sweater with you at the time, you would just have to pretend that there was nothing wrong and hope no one would stare at your chest inappropriately.


Well technology has finally caught up with misbehaving nipples! Now you can get “Nippless”, which are basically fancy round bandages that stick over your nipples and keep them flat. They are made in Japan and available for both women and men (as apparently Japanese men are very shy about showing off their chest nubs).

They are also advertised to work while you are exercising, dancing, or showing off the latest fashions.